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clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

RETAIL

this-simple-mind

bashermoriarty:

Happy Birthday, Andrew Scott! (21.10.1976)

(What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever been given?) Just to enjoy yourself, not thinking about yesterday, just enjoying it. People talk about, how do you feel, now that you’ve ‘made it’. Now I’m not saying it hasn’t given me great oppoturnities, but I was having a great time in 2002 when nobody cared - so when I work with young actors now I say, “don’t think it doesn’t count because nobody knows your face.”

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ghostofkillian:

disneydamselestelle:

disneytasthic:

foreverdisneynerd:

thedisneyfeels:

Disney Villain Songs 

the biggest disappointment with Hans is his villain song is “love is an Open Door”

I honestly don’t consider that a villain song.

I would have adored if there was a dark, eery reprise of Love Is An Open Door.

*eerie voice* i mean it’s crazy we finish each others sandwiches